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Old 02-04-2019, 07:36 PM
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Default Ole again!



A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

Ole started sobbing and said, “You can yust take anything you vant. You can yust kill me. But please untie da rope and free her.”

Thief: “You must really love your wife!”

Ole: “No, but she vill be home shortly”.
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